Hi. I'm here to talk to you about jesus.
ahahahaha. But seriously, I'm here to talk about faith. Faith in others. Faith in jesus. You see, there's less then an hour left in today, and all of you concerned readers (yay plural!) must be worried. Will jesus return? Does he even know the day it is? Does jesus take saturdays off? Just imagine what would happen if jesus didn't show up today. Despair would reign, but those with faith shall not despair, for they know that jesus will always be with them.
What this all comes down to is my ground breaking announcement: the first coming is nearly upon us. I'm sure you're wondering how you have faith in jesus before the first coming. The reason is you're just that faithful. So keep the faith, and you will be saved.
-The Prophet of Jesus
First Coming: 4 days.
Second Coming: 22 days.
Spiritual Fufillment through video games: priceless
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Here I'll be discussing what was written on page 128, various cake-baking recipes, and plumbing. Also the reletive advantages of side-scrolling vs. 3D platforms, mushrooms vs. fire flowers, and stars vs. shine sprites (that last one's pretty one-sided methinks). Oh and Pauline? Stop calling me.
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3 comments:
Wait, wouldn't it be the second coming seeing as like, christmas happenned....i don't follow
the first coming is sunshine, the second coming is galaxy. seriously.
wow...that was embarassing. Maybe I should just quit reading while I'm ahead...
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